“Nothing about the process of becoming inspirational is even remotely interesting. It’s boring, Thank God.”
Pardon the French, but Damn Girl Get Your Shit Together is hilarious, and painfully relatable on so many hard topics of this unglamorous thing called life. I felt this post and that quote especially today. Keep striving. There won’t often be neon signs and swelling theme music along the way telling you YOU’RE DOING IT! but you are.
You know the ones. They all star this legless bald chick with an IQ of 70 and anorexia whose stepdad beats her but she ends up going to Harvard and winning Miss USA and running a marathon and then goes on to inspire other bald legless anorexics to achieve their dreams.
Does the Lifetime movie channel play in other countries besides America? Cause it’s so fucking “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps” American I could puke…and then make a hot chocolate and grab a box of kleenex and cry, “She’s. So-ooo. Ah…ma..ma..zing!” and then watch it again. Damn you, Lifetime movies!
I swear to God, this is the reason why we are all so crazy: the expectations. They are terrible. TERRIBLE!
This is coming from someone who is practically a walking talking lifetime movie.
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